Tuition

I swear upon my math grade there is laughing gas in Melissa. Or her house. Now wait that's too harsh. I swear upon my ancient turtle residing in the balcony. Came back from math tuition an hour ago and my stomach hurts from it. I thought when the last tutor Marcus (Hahaha!) left and we changed to this new one we wouldn't laugh anymore.

WHO KNEW!!

Today was one of the worst. We seem to must always have a pre-tuition laugh session, during, and after too.

*PRE-TUITION:

Mel: He takes a cab from Tanah Merah MRT

*LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH*

Because it's only a few minutes walk from the MRT.

*DURING:

One of the worst few. We just kept laughing at the minor-est thing like, him pronouncing some word weirdly, or him telling us about his student, or him dawdling on and on and on and on. About unrrelated things.

Am laughing super hard now my stomach hurts. The worst part is when we laugh during tuition. We just can't burst out laughing so we have to control it. So we'd lapse into silent giggles and all you can see are our smiles without teeth, shoulders shaking uncontrollably and determinedly NOT looking at the tutor.

There are actually a couple of times I mimicked his "yep" and I don't think he noticed. I seriously doubt if the answers to some of the questions are correct. It's like a sotong leading 2 Miss Giggles. Yep.

OH oh there was this once, he was making me (us?) so confused I wanted to put my head down for awhile on the table. But either I overestimated or I dropped my head too fast..

BANG I banged my head onto the table soooo loudly! And it hurt. And the laughing fits continue.

Him: You must be too tired
Me: *Laughing hard* No no no no no no
Him: Yess, you must be too tired
Me: *Laughing took my breath away I just flailed my arms* NO!
Him: Sometimes when you're tired you'd do that
Me: Hahahh it .. was hahah an accident!!
Him: No lah you are tired!

All the while Melissa was laughing so hard she was rocking. This type of argument must also be so insistent. It was an accident! If I were tired I'd have fallen asleep. A lot more conversations I cannot recall. He doesn't seem to hear my answer when he asks a question like: Why is the exam so early. Or he'd go "Yess, yess" and muse over why the exams are so early. I just told him!!

Dinner calls. Yep.