Sunday, March 04, 2007

Thriller

Prolonged hours in a shoe caused my middle right toe to suffer from a gruesome fate. I need a toe medic! Or rather, a toe-nail medic!

And I had the most thrilling dream ever. I shall hereby title it:

Bang, The Attack On the House With Chase Sequence
Nothing very much subtle, I know.

Anyway my family was sleeping in the same room and it was morning. I opened my eyes and the rest were still sleeping. Out of the window on the street I saw this car with 2 people, one Man and Woman in it. Then they got out and creeped around the house. Then they left. I woke Dad (or some guy) up and told them I suspect they were looking for something they lost and it might be dangerous because they might kill us (Shock!) Then my dad (or that some guy) looked around and opened the door and found this small lightbulb on the handle, and a metal hook in the keyhole and declared: This must be what they are looking for!

Then they came back and I can't really remember anything that happened. Loads of gunshots, loads of blood all over them and I acquired this gun out of nowhere. The weird thing is sometimes the gun shoots water, and sometimes real bullets. Anyway there was chaos and I left the room with the Man fighting Dad while my mum and brother escapes to another room to hide. I shot the Man a couple of times and he bled but didn't die (WHY!) And then he diverted his attention from Dad to me. And so I had to escape the room and flee for my life! But before I did I shot the Man's foot to save my Dad because I thought if I shot his foot he couldn't walk. But he just hobbled a little and continued running after me.

I came to the dining room and the Woman had fixed a small Christmas tree with yellow and red lights! She was kneeling down and fixing some more with the bulb on the door and I shot her back but she didn't have any reaction. Damn! And the Man was catching up so I ran out of the door and attempted to lock the Man and Woman by trying to lock it but the lock just wouldn't close. The Man caught up and we were 1cm seperated by the door. I was determined to lock him in her was determined to just.. stand there. I shot his foot one more time and successfully locked the door and then he ROARED and attempted to open the door with the key.

But now my house isn't by the roadside, but like my present house, an apartment with the lift and the staircase like in real life. I contemplated taking the lift but it was stuck on the 9th floor and wouldn't move so I took the stairs. But instead of running up or down (because I was sure he would catch up) I hid behind the door.

He opened the door successfully and rushed into the staircase.

AND THEN ..

The phone rang and woke me up from this super exciting thriller dream.

Sigh.

Maybe tonight I'd have:

Bang, The Attack On the House With Chase Sequence II:

What happened after she hid behind the Door.

Yeah ok whatever, I shall get back to finding a toe-nail medic.