Back, back in San Francisco

Britney got her second child according to Yahoo! Music. Wowwwwwwwwwww so what'll they name him! Sean Preston Federline's the first. How about.. Elvis Presley Federline! Okay kick me. I think I might need to exercise self control. I might name my kid something stupid next time. Like Lemon or Puffie or something like that.

I'm having a good conversation with my 2 entertaining juniors. Hail me, I'm Aunt Agony! Hahahahaahaha I'm giving motivational prep talks cum self-entertaining anyway.

The girl from China, Xiaoxiao talked to me. I was being mean! She must have gone off to look for Agnes. Oh oh oh NO! Eugene bwahaha.

Tomorrow's aim is one word. One word is all I ask of myself. (And then we'd progress from there)

I'm @(*%@! angry I missed Hady's performance. Bet it was good. I'll cry if he gets out. But he won't. I can't stand the way Jonathan emotes. What emote! It's just looking into the camera with those pitiful eyes and you call that emote. Go Channel 8 and act lah! Okay okay I can envision myself being assasinated by Yehenara. The shorter one, not you Ag.

It's time for a full confession! I love hommes de musique! Yayy like Hady (26), like Dick Lee(50), like Jason Mraz (29 or something) and John Mayer (32 I think). So old all, let's see anyone nearer to my age. OH, ha. Hahahhaahahaha. Ha!

Another Confession Of A Broken Farted! Only Zara knows the truth. And unlike many other truths, this truth isn't sad.

I have a split personality! It's called the Day Night Persona. In the day, I am moody and unwilling to say Hi or like even smile. I'd look really tired and feel horrible at everything. This is the Day Persona.

Now the Night Persona is a very different thing. I feel alive, awake. I feel happy even. I feel chatty and feel like chatting up every single contact on MSN. I feel crazy, I'd scream at Hady singing. I'd scream at my pillow. I'd jump and hurt my toes while screaming for Hady when he gets in. Night Persona's me is a very friendly me.

I shall attempt to revolt against this amazing phenomenon! Re-ve-lu-tion! I shall be Day Persona now. And night persona tomorrow morning to turn the tables.

I blog funny now. Blame Night Persona.