From Under The Cork Tree

"I lost my virginity to a roadside cone!"

- MCYH

Well, one person is very happy and contented with life now. Will that help Singapore's happy index jump up a few positions? I think 131th is terribly low, but what do those so called professionals know anyway. Okay, I know people have blogged about this topic ages ago and this big hoo ha has blown over and yes I admit, I have the thinking reflex of a turtle. That's why I take so long to think flexible in math. And Science. Hmm, hi turtles.

To further prove my point, Meiyun, Zhiren and I got off Mr Chew's car on Friday and started walking a distance to the turning point. It was raining in Mr Chew's car and it still was awhile after we walked. Then it stopped for a long long time and I didn't realise until like a good 10 minutes later and I exclaimed.

Oh my God it stopped raining!

They just stared at me. And the next example, which I just got reminded of by Ham a second ago. I was waiting for my turn to cut my hair while the rest are still having their hair snipped off and I was flipping a mag and then I saw Mraz's cover. I mean, I saw it a thousand of times. But I saw it differently that day. Must be the steam from E's hair treatment going into my nose. But have you guys EVER noticed Mr.A-Z is MRAZ? I was exclaiming and exclaiming! It's ingenious! And I was reminded of it by a random comment online.

A: IF THE PLANE GOES DOWN, DAMN!

B: jason mraz?

B: ahah

A: speaking of which i realized mraz = MR.AZ!

C: hurhhhh

B: whoa i didn't know that!

A: SEE!

B: hahaha

A: OMG OMG OMG im not that slow!

A: i'm blogging abt my slowness

B: YOU ARE STILL SLOW

A: ooooi -.-

That nut knows nothing about a harmless white lie to boost my confidence. Anyway online with the ties shakes me up so badly. Jm is like, totally insane and funny. This weekend was too good for words. Is it a sign that the week is going to turn out badly? Anyway you guys should try walking in what's that place? China Square? Or something beside it on a Sunday afternoon. Quiet, serene and the italian setting really gets you in a dreamy fever. Typical for me. And the Han's there is large okay. I fantasized there again.

E to JM:

You live on dreams, ZX lives in dreams.