Last day :D

I don't want to grow up!
I want to be a Toys 'R Us kid!

I don't want to go to school!
I will play a fool!

It's my brudda's birthday today! You hit double digit! It was Tuan's birthday yesterday! Eighteen! It's .. Okay I don't know who else. Brudda's friends and 2 cousins are downstairs. Should I go down and take photos or should I continue sitting here and waste the last day of 2006 away.

...

I shall sit here (for the time being).

Anyway, in .. approximately 8 hours' time, I'm a Year 4 student!

"Hello, what grade are you in now?"
"Year 4"
"Wah, so old already!"

Yeah, I know that also. So terribly old. The last year of Junior High life! So fast! This year was super fast, I can totally testify to that. It just whirrred away. I remember I read this quote and I blogged about it once. But no one understood that so, fine. I go find it. So next time as my age increases, one year will pass in 1 second. Eh can't find, too lazy to find. I doubt you care anyway. But I really want to share it with you. Okay it goes something like this:

In the days of primary school your holidays seem to stretch on forever. But when you grow, those few weeks of holidays are just few weeks.

No, now my few weeks of holidays feels like a few days.

"Ah my life is cursed!"

Ey it's going to be 5. I'm scared now, should I go down and have some kiddy fun before I turn 16. Ahhhhh they came back already! Noooooo my life is cursed! Okay I'm having mixed feelings about upcoming new year now. I was nonchalent about it totally and now I'm scaring myself. Noo don't want to work and be an adult! Noooooo time stop slipping through my fingers!

I say: Then what is school for
Ham says: To make friends.

Ham says also: School is reality friendster.

Ahhh, they came back with a twangy ball. What's a twangy ball? I don't know what's a twangy ball. All the kids running around the house screaming having a headache my aunt woke up. They're all drinking coke. Not coke! It rots your teeth. They're playing table tennis!

"I also want!"
"I want ice!"
"Ice!"
"Play table tennis?"
"Go take lorh"
"Whaatt?"
"Put ice lah"
"Go down lah!"
-Loud thudding sounds as the umbrella stand fall-
"Wah, giant!"
"Super cold"

Ok I just typed out everything I can hear exactly. I hear my mum forcing everything to eat.

I think Brandon ate 10 slices of pizza.
I think Joshua drank 1 litre of coke.
I think Bro's friends are funny
I think Christopher grew a feet.
I think I feel so old.

Oh my God the coke drinker just burped an enormous burp.

"Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrp"
"Yuck!" Everyone says unanimously.

"Coke sure tastes good" Brandon says super super SUPER loudly.